Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...