What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...