Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....