The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....