Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Change In Fashion
This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...