The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin’ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...