Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.