Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...