Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...