Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...