Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...