Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!