They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.