Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...