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The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
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If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
How much will this cost me?
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Investigating a terrible accident
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yo mamas so stupid…gumball
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What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Pickles
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