Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...