10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...