Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...