Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...