Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...