Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Death sentence cleared
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!