Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...