Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...