Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...