Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...