Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...