What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Kermit the Frog
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Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
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Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...