Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
New course for men!
A new two year degree is being offered at Life University…Becoming a Real Man!That’s...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...