What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...