Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...