IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...