Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...