Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...