Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...