Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...