Get Me Another Lawyer
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Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
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Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
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The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
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And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...