Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...