Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...