Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...