The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...