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What is the difference between women and men?
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A pool table?
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Tarzania II
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There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Lease nuclear weapons
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Doing Laundry
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Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!