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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...