The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...