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The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
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Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
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yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!