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Newly issued alcohol warnings
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Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
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Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...