Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.