Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...