No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...