What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.