What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Excess billing hours
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Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...