If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Politicians accident
|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon,...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...