Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...